Hello, my name is Tex, and I'm a confirmed house-soiler.I know it's not polite to air your dirty laundry.
But I need support, and I am hoping one of you is prepared to give it.
My human just cleaned up after me--again--for the 759th time this month--and she says I will be banished to the back yard soon if I do not learn how to hold my water.
The thing is, I just do not quite get the whole 'housebreaking' concept.
The cat never has to go outside.
The humans never have to go outside.
Why should I have to go outside?
And why, pray tell, must I be on a leash when I do?
Please send any advice, suggestions, encouragement or support my way ASAP, as I kind of like my spot by the sunny window, and I have grown very fond of The Dog Chair.
Sincerely,
No-No, Bad Dog
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